There's more to say on this, believe it or not.
You know who loves hockey stink? Cats. My cat will seek out hockey gear and curl up in it -- the stinkier the better. In fact, she's doing it right now.
Oystrick and LaVallee don't need soap and water after this 27-hour exercise, they just need a cat. A cat would take one sniff of them and just start licking them clean. "You seem extra dirty today," the cat would think (conceptually of course). "Let me help you with that."